Groovy Baby

just-shower-thoughts:

The common saying about Millennials, “Everyone gets a trophy,” doesn’t mention what generation was handing all of them out.

just-shower-thoughts:

If humanity ever fought a war against robots, water guns would probably become a legitimate form of weaponry.

just-shower-thoughts:

Dungeon keys on Zelda can be used on any door but can only be used once this makes them the exact opposite of a regular key

ungarmax:

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

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just-shower-thoughts:

If a kid is born at 1am and flies to a time zone just before midnight and dies, he will be dead the day before he was born.

youngbloodthekilljoy:

setheverman:

setheverman:

you: suck my dick
me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

you: the worst post of 2016

me, an intellectual: modern art

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cameoappearance:

pervocracy:

- People who exercise a lot get knee injuries from overdoing it

- People who only exercise occasionally get knee injuries from being unprepared for the exertion

- People who don’t exercise get knee injuries from being out of shape

- Maybe knees just suck

Solution: Don’t have knees.

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onlinecounsellingcollege:

“Rest and self-care are so important. When you take time to replenish your spirit, it allows you to serve others from the overflow. You cannot serve from an empty vessel.”

— Eleanor Brown